My Brown Sugar Sock And Our Bronze Bootie

January/16/2010 06:03 AM
Entry #7

I love being me.

Seriously.

Has life always been the proverbial bed of roses? Well of course not, but good fortune has smiled upon me in numerous ways.
  • I have amazing family and great friends.
  • I’ve appeared on television, radio, and video.
  • I founded and direct the largest Satanic Church on Earth with nearly 6000 paid members over the last twenty-four years.
  • I’ve lived and traveled around the world.
  • I’m really cute and lovable.
Now on to two members of the aforementioned amazing family; Layla and our son Jonas are here and I couldn’t be happier. I last saw them physically at Christmas of 2006 so this is a great surprise. Jonas is 17 on February 9th and quite the strapping young man at 6’2. He must get it from me seeing his mom is only 5’5. ;)

Time to shower, take the pooches out back, and feed my face.