Interesting Reading

Entry #59

What I’ve read/will read as of the 9th:

‘Jerusalem’s Traitor
Josephus, Masada, and the Fall of Judea‘
by Desmond Seward

‘A History Of Defending The Truth
Heresy’
by Alister McGrath

‘The Big Burn
Teddy Roosevelt & The Fire That Saved America‘
by Timothy Egan

‘The Official C.I.A. Manual Of Trickery And Deception
Declassified’
by Keith Melton

Time To Shine

Entry #58

I’ll explain later.

Third Time Lucky

Entry #57

Three shows in a row. My telephone guest was a needed shot in the arm. Thank you, Greg.

Possibly A Daily Show?

Entry #56

I did one of my rare back to back BlogTalkRadio shows today. There were even more assholes in the chat room, but overall a good time.

Another day, Another Show

Entry #55

Today’s BlogTalkRadio show was fun. As usual there were idiots in the chat room I had to boot, but no one’s surprised by that.

France Looms

Entry #54

My trip to France approaches. I love how those who have made a cottage industry out of trashing me implode every time I make one of my paid junkets.

My Boy

Entry #53

My son is one of the coolest people I’ve even met. I could not be any more proud of him.

I love you, Christopher.

BlgTalkRadio.com

Entry #52

I decided to finally ask for donations towards getting the BlogTalkRadio premiere package. My ad page has been up since this morning and I’m pleased to say several folk have already shown generosity. I’m extremely pleased and honoured.

They Just Don't Get It

Entry #51

Just as I expected (and hoped) my newest YouTube video entitled ‘Good Vibrations’ has confounded the majority of my detractors.

Idiots.

Sad But True

Entry #50

The level of outright idiocy within Satanism is mind-boggling. It is never more obvious than when emotionally disturbed and intellectually challenged drunks like Jason King start spewing.

Ah well, wiggerboy Jason was exposed for the fool he is on my BlogTalkRadio.com show yesterday and has no one to blame but himself.

Tough Love

Entry #49

My son Christopher got in a car accident last evening. He had been at a restaurant with some friends, took their dares to try some exotic drinks, got a tad piss-faced, and backed into a state trooper who just happened to be patrolling the parking lot. Needless to say he wound up in a holding cell for a bit.

This happened shortly before last night’s scheduled BlogTalkRadio show and should have resulted in my canceling it, especially after I had to do the dad bit and chastise him. But noooo! I went on anyway with no heart for it and ended the debacle within ten minutes. It’s rescheduled for 1 PM eastern US today.

My son is fine, by the way. And home.

The Pond Scum Are Agitated

Entry #48

It’s comical yet sad how my detractors won’t think twice about making total fools out of themselves in their failed attempts to bring me down.

This is going to be fun.

For me.

I Found A Flash Drive

Entry # 47

I found a 1GB flash drive at the end of our driveway. It’s unopened in a blister pack and just waiting for me to sell. And why not? None of my neighbours claimed ownership so...

I can have fun with this. I wonder whose expense it shall be at.

And Some Disbelieve...

Entry #46

The WCSL now has it’s first member from the Republic of Serbia.

Worldwide, folks. Worldwide.

I Made Snow Demons!

Entry #45

There’s seven inches of snow outside with another three expected. I love it!

Under its thick and heavy white blanket I can sense my garden’s impatience; It wants to be tilled.

A Decent Show

Entry #44

Today’s BlogTalkRadio.com show was, as always, fun. Jason King called in an asked the usual questions that I’ve answered hundreds of times over the years, but apparently not to his satisfaction. Tough.

Time For A Walk

Entry #43

Mary is off to spend time with some family. I chose to stay behind so I can visit with Jeremy and his mom for a bit.

My detractors are silly and, quite apparently, dense. I now have several pondering why I bother with a blog when there’s twitter out there. I could explain but I’ll let the mental midgets wrestle with it themselves. At the very lest it will be fun to watch. Jesus...

A Productive Day

Entry #42

I got quite a bit done today, I (drank beer and) sent out six memberships, (drank beer and) answered a backlog of e-mail, and (drank beer and) designed this year’s vegetable garden.

Productive cuss, aren’t I?

The Socks Drawer is Empty

Entry #41

We’ve had a full house here for the last few days but all is quiet now. I think I’ll take this time to work on the layout of this year’s garden.

I am so looking forward to Spring.

New YouTube Video

Entry #40

Earlier I posted another quality PDV video to YouTube. My fans deserve no less. ;)

Time For Bed

Entry #39

The BlogTalkRadio.com folk were quite helpful so now we’ll have to wait until my next program to see if the show’s intro works properly.

As expected, Mary’s intro was controver
sial, and those I believed would completely misconstrue it did indeed live up to my low expectations.

Speaking of my wife, we spent today visiting with family and friends and then went out for dinner. All in all it was a fun day.

I Am Satisfied

Entry #38

Last night’s BlogTalkRadio.com show went extremely well. The one annoyance I had was that
ONCE AGAIN! the intro didn’t play automatically and four seconds later I had to do so manually. I have contacted them with my grievance.

Mary’s intro is priceless and it will be used from now on.

A Great Holiday

Entry #37

Today is of course a time to celebrate me, and the proper venue will be my BlogTalkRadio.com show at 4 P.M. Eastern. Hopefully there will be more than my usual twelve listeners. ;)

Dream On

Entry #36

BlogTalkRadio.com/TheNakedSata nist
February 14, 2009
4- 5:30 PM Eastern US

In Valentine Veritas!

Valentine's Day.

Is any time more appropriate for the total destruction of my haters and trolls? Nope. This show will feature an appearance by my wife.

******************************

I’ve been told I should expect several of my detractors to call into the BTR show Sunday. And? Seriously. I decide who speaks on the program, folks, no one else. If the DeludedFool or the deceitful, bottom-feeling, moose-assed, bipedal ruminant (or any of their defenders) think I’ll allow them air time they are sadly mistaken.

*I* make the rules.

A Rough Day For My CT Concubi- Friend

Entry #35

Casual Girl had the same procedures today that I underwent last September. While I remember only six numbers into counting backwards and then coming to in the recovery room, she had the unfortunate experience of feeling most of the ordeal.

Maybe if she drank things might have been different...

Should a comma come after ‘drank’?

An Interesting Day All Around

Entry #34

We hosted a knee-high until she had to leave last hour, and I feel invigorated, validated, and not a little cocky.

We watched the movie “May (2002)”
It’s excellent.

Success!

Entry #33

I did a quick three minute BlogTalkRadio.com test show this afternoon to make sure all essential audio files uploaded for the Valentine’s Day program work.

They do. ::does really gay happy dance::

Screw Whiners

Entry #32

All these folk bitching about the snow can bite me. Seriously. Now granted I’m not referring to those who are facing real hardship due to it: I’m focusing on the crybabies moaning over it still being winter in general. A hint? Shut the Hell up and move to Mexico.

Idiots.

Waste Of Time

Entry #31

Screw the Colts. They suck. ;)

I’m going to do a new YouTube video within the hour. My fans demand it.

Riiiiiiight.

Watching the Super Bowl

Entry #30

Go Colts!!!

Brrrr!

Entry # 29

I just came in from feeding and watering the birds so I can truthfully attest to how windy and bitter cold it is here.

The accolades for Mary are still coming in from around the world; her addition to my BlogTalkRadio.com show will be great.

Time to clean the critter habitats.

The Ultimate Loss

Entry #28

A dear friend of mine had a miscarriage this evening. I’d leave in the morning but the monster winter storm hitting her area makes it impossible.

Nothing like feeling helpless.

My Wife Scores A Homerun!

Entry #27

I can’t get into the details yet but it concerns my BlogTalkRadio.com show on Valentine’s Day. Nevertheless, the few who have been privvy to the specifics laughed their asses off.

Back To New Zealand Maybe?

Entry #26

No guarantees but I may be returning there in June.

Sweet!

Groundhog Day

Entry #25

What happens if Punxsutawney Jesus exits his grave and sees his shadow?

Just wondering.

As was expected, my newest YouTube video “100% FDA Approved!” is causing quite a stir. I’m so good at what I do.

Happy 40th, Sara!

Like Fish In A Barrel

Entry #24

My haters/trolls/detractors are a silly bunch indeed. Apparently the happiness I experience with my life frustrates them. So much so that they never hesitate to pull out all the stops when attempting to disrupt things.

It doesn’t work and never shall, and it is THAT which infuriates them the most.

This is almost too easy.

Simply Amazing

Entry #23

Today my wife and I celebrate our seventh wedding anniversary. We met in December of 2001 and have been together ever since.

Trials and tribulations? Of course. Nevertheless, Mary is a very patient, loving, and indulgent lady. I being the typical male, of course, have those moments when I want/expect more even though what I get is quite enough, and Mary is always there to put me in my proper place.

If only she could learn to do that with some of her kids...

What A Dork

Entry #22

Two advantages of living so close to Donna and Jeremy are:

1. We live so close.

2. Such proximity makes the trip back feeling like a fool that much shorter.

I realize #2 is a grammatical mess so I’ll explain. Carrie and I went in on a gift for Jeremy and when it arrived I got little kid excited, called him about it, then headed over to their place. Once there I was met by a very happy little boy who showed great patience when I realized I’d left the present home.

I’m an idiot.

Time For A Stroll

Entry #21

I got something in the mail for Jeremy so I’m off to visit him and his mom.

I took Diana's Advice

Entry #20

I made all of my currently uploaded YouTube videos practically troll proof. It appeared their time revolved around bad ratings, illicit and untruthful comments, etc., so now they’ll have to focus on legitimate things.

Like finding lives.

The Sales Continue

Entry #19

In the last twenty-four hours we’ve sold five of my YouTube video collections. I have fifteen of the 8 gig flash drives left.

The premium lifetime memberships have been updated and improved, resulting in thinner profit margins.

Ah well.

Brian

Entry #18

Today is the one year anniversary of my brother’s death. He would have been 59 on the 27th of April.

I miss him.

Bloviating Bobbleheads

Entry # 17

I’d be lying if I said the responses from my detractors were surprising and unexpected, but Jesus... How lame and immature are you fools?

We all know that I flaunt having had an IQ test that put me at 179; we also all know that there’s not a chance in Hell I’m anywhere near such rarified intellectual acreage. Nevertheless, those who are desperate to prove they enjoy a much higher rung on the societal totem pole are making absolute asses out of themselves trying to tear me down.

This should be fun...

You Know You're doing Something Right When...

Entry # 16

The sphincters are starting to spew. Sorry about the visual but I’ll explain on YouTube.

They're Gone

Entry #15

Ahhh...! Peace. Just kidding. I love the kids but alone time is nice.

Maybe Next Week

Entry #14

The mutan- kids are here so I’ll hold off on the BlogTalkRadio show.

Oh Poo!

Entry #13

My expected guests will not be arriving tomorrow due to a family emergency. While I most definitely agree with their heading straight home, to say I’m disappointed would be an understatement of monumental proportions.

Looks like the BlogTalkRadio.com show is on. I’ll officially advertise it in the morning.

New YouTube Video Tomorrow

Entry #12

And quite possibly another installment of my show “The Naked Satanist” on BlogTalkRadio.com.

Time to stock my refrigerator... ;)

Saturday Reunion

Entry #11

Layla and Jonas will be back Saturday. YAY!

I know, I know; that sounded really gay.

WCSL Merchandise Overhaul

Entry #10

Major changes will be made to premium WCSL membership packages both in pricing and items offered. It’s about time.

Eighteen Days, Fourteen New WCSL Members

Entry #9

If we keep going this way the Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation will indeed finish 2010 by reaching/surpassing the 6000 paid membership make. Considering the fact that the WCSL’s twenty-fifth anniversary will be January 8th 2011, it accurate to average it all out to 240 paid members per years since the WCSL’s inception in 1986.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

I love T-Mobile

Entry #8

It was time to overhaul my calling plan after three years, so that’s exactly what I did. My bill went from $103 per month after taxes, etc., to $75.35 monthly post fees and taxes. By signing up to an additional two years I also got a new phone for free. I’ve had T-Mobile and it’s previous incarnations (OmniPoint and VoiceStream) since 1998 without any complaints, and my new plan is a result of that loyalty.

Sweet.

Oh yeah
go Vikings!

My Brown Sugar Sock And Our Bronze Bootie

Entry #7

I love being me.

Seriously.

Has life always been the proverbial bed of roses? Well of course not, but good fortune has smiled upon me in numerous ways.
  • I have amazing family and great friends.
  • I’ve appeared on television, radio, and video.
  • I founded and direct the largest Satanic Church on Earth with nearly 6000 paid members over the last twenty-four years.
  • I’ve lived and traveled around the world.
  • I’m really cute and lovable.
Now on to two members of the aforementioned amazing family; Layla and our son Jonas are here and I couldn’t be happier. I last saw them physically at Christmas of 2006 so this is a great surprise. Jonas is 17 on February 9th and quite the strapping young man at 6’2. He must get it from me seeing his mom is only 5’5. ;)

Time to shower, take the pooches out back, and feed my face.

Whoo Hoo!

Entry #6

We’ve been graced by two surprise guests. Marriott should pay me residuals.

Friendship: More Than A YouTube State Of Mind

Entry #5

BlogTalkRadio.com/TheNakedSatanist
January 14, 2010
8 - 9:30 PM Eastern US

The dumbing down of America (and society in general) has been occurring for decades, yet the internet, net speak, apathy, and namby-pamby political correctness have been important catalysts in its breathtaking acceleration. Then there is the ability to instantly make “friends” just because they add you to this that and the other thing. I refuse to be part of it.

Port Au Prince In Ruins

Entry #4

To anyone not living in a tree swing in Sumatra, the news about the Haiti tragedy is everywhere one turns. The true horror of the 7.0 earthquake which struck late yesterday has yet to be unveiled, but it’s scope and ramifications are simply mind boggling. Reports are stating that survivors are stacking the dead in the street and worst case scenarios predict upwards of tens of thousands injured and dead.

Throughout the years, fans, friends, and family have been very supportive of me, the Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation, and the causes we support. Their generosity has been truly heart warming. Unfortunately I need to ask for yet more. Anyone thinking of buying a membership or any WCSL merchandise should hold off. That money is desperately needed for food, water, housing, and medical care for the Haitians struggling to get through this disaster. Please don’t turn a blind eye. I urge anyone able to donate to please do so.

The US State Department says if you wish to help immediately, simply text “HAITI” to 90999 and $10 will go to the Red Cross automatically (charged to your cell phone). You can also donate to the Salvation Army, a great organization which has worked in Haiti for sixty years.

Waiting For Dawn

Entry #3

Rarely in life is one blessed with friends like those I lay claim to. Diana is one of the best and may have saved my life. Thank you, lady. I love you.

I’m sore as Hell. I was poked and prodded at the hospital last night by individuals who would better serve the public by finding new work. I’d have preferred Beaumont but considering I wasn’t the one speaking, well... Mount Clemens General it was.

I Really, Really HATE Goodbyes

Entry #2

My son is on his way to New England for his first visit with my daughter (and his half-sister) Roseanna. Now this old house seems cavernous. I promised him I’d travel to San Diego soon.

After France.

My Scion, My Son, My Sock

Entry #1

Christmas, New Year’s Eve, and my birthday were great. I’m very fortunate with the family and friends I have.

Speaking of which...

Many would regret the sexual excesses I experienced in the 80s and early 90s — and the ramifications which since 2003 have come to the fore — but not I. Arthur Miller wrote “Maybe all we can do is end up with the right regrets.” I couldn’t agree more.

My son Chris is here for a visit and while I do hate the fact I missed so much of his life (a reoccurring theme with me, it seems), I’m blessed he’s embraced me as his dad and we get along so well. He’s a beautiful young man with a firm sense of himself and a razor sharp wit.

Just like his dad.

One major difference is this: while I sometimes come across like Felix Unger when I’m sick, etc., Chris takes illness and pain in stride. One week before he arrived he broke his ankle. Not severely, mind you, but still. AND! He drove here from the airport. Thankfully it was his left ankle he damaged. Needless to say we’re not taking any strolls in this ice and snow.

My gimpy sock.

To those unfamiliar with the sock bit, over the years detractors have clung desperately to the erroneous belief that anyone close to me (friends, family, children) are all figments of my imagination. Why? Who knows I’m not a psychologist. Nor do I care. Quite honestly it’s best that the potential whackjobs think it’s all make believe; that way I have little to worry about so far as them showing up at my family’s door.














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