Join the Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation!

For twenty-four years the
Worldwide Church of Satanic Liberation has been both the most
respected and reviled of Satanic organisations. Unlike the Church
of Satan and its numerous clones, the WCSL demands its members be
free thinkers unafraid to question, challenge, and confront. No
ethnic group or religious heritage is frowned upon, and founder
Paul Douglas Valentine does not hide behind a plethora of
middlemen. He offers immediate access and welcomes legitimate
criticism of himself, his ideas, and the WCSL.
Unfortunately, the harmless Satanism of the 1980s that sparked
needless fears of human sacrifice, child abuse, etc., has become a
potentially very dangerous entity in the hands of a new breed of
unabashed Nazis who flaunt their bigotry and hatred. Contrary to
most white supremacist groups, the recent wave of
“Satanic“ Aryans have rebuked Christianity completely
and claim to actually worship Satan. Mr. Valentine and the WCSL
vehemently oppose such groups, and believe that pride in
one’s heritage is fine so long as others of different
bloodlines are not belittled or endangered because of it. The WCSL
boasts members of every ethnic group and while most of the roster
is atheist, our people bring knowledge and experience in dozens of
religions, including Christianity, Judaism, Wicca, Islam,
Zoroastrianism, and even Jainism.
Educationally our members range from high school students to PhDs.
Nevertheless, they are neither elevated nor ignored by their
academic status. As anyone who has had the pleasure of interaction
with Mr. Valentine knows, everyone within the WCSL is respected
equally.
Equally important is the fact the WCSL does NOT promote an
“anything goes” lifestyle because we believe mindless
debauchery under the guise of individuality is best left to
undisciplined hedonists.
We believe it is impossible to definitely prove or disprove the
existence of God or adequately define, describe or understand a
deistic existence. We personally find no evidence of any supreme
being, collectively. Belief in the existence of the deistic
existence is subjective.
We believe that any so-called Holy Scripture is humanly generated,
authored by sometimes ordinary and sometimes extraordinary people
but never by a supreme being.
We believe that professional gurus, including religious clergy of
every type, are extraneous and unnecessary as spokespersons of
esoteric wisdom. They should be replaced with objective
facilitators who encourage all to think for themselves.
We believe, based on how we want to be treated by others, that (a)
We can choose right over wrong without the aid of definitions from
any church, creed or belief system; and (b) We are responsible for
our own deliberate actions. In some temporal manner we may suffer
consequences or reap benefits from our intentional behaviour.
We believe, because fixed doctrines inhibit spiritual and/or
intellectual growth and freedom, that mandated creeds or faith
tenets should not be required for fellowship or participation in
the life of a truth seeking community.
• Yearly
Membership is $15.00 US. You receive:
1 full-colour, foil embossed WCSL
membership card.
1 WCSL button
*** Free
bonus! One copy
each of Scream Greats Vol. 2 (1986) and PDV live on Kelly &
Company (1989)***
• Lifetime Membership Package #1
is $200
US. You receive:
Any two (2) items of your choice
from either WCSL Store:
(http:/www.cafepress.com/thewcsl or
http://www.zazzle.com/pdvalentine). **Flip Mino not
included**.
1 full-colour, foil embossed WCSL membership card.
1 Anton LaVey’s Satanic Bible - autographed by PDV.
1 copy of PDV’s appearance on Detroit’s Kelly &
Company (1988).
:::::::SPECIAL
“Cash For Clunkers” OFFER!!!:::::::::
Simply turn in your membership card of any other Satanic
church/organization/club and you will receive the $200 package for
just $100!*****
(If you wish to keep your card a photocopy will
do.)
• Lifetime Membership Package
#2 is $999.00 US. You receive:
Any five (5) items of your choice
the WCSL Store
at www.zazzle.com/pdvalentine. **Flip Mino not included**
1 custom plastic WCSL membership card
1 copy of Scream Greats Vol. 2: Satanism & Witchcraft
(1986)
1 copy of PDV’s first Sally Jessy Raphael appearance
(1988)
1 copy of PDV on Kelly & Co. (1989)
1 copy of The Satanic Bible (autographed by
PDV)
1 12
inch, fully articulated, anatomically correct, talking PDV action
figure
1 Autographed copy of Paul Douglas Valentine’s “The
Satanic Cookbook©” when it is released in
2010
1 WCSL Flip Mino of your choice: 




• Lifetime Membership Package
#3 is
$6,660.00
US. You receive:
Any Ten (10) items of your choice
from the WCSL Store at
http://www.zazzle.com/pdvalentine). **Flip Mino not
included**
1 limited edition metal WCSL membership card
1 12 inch, fully articulated, anatomically correct, talking PDV
action figure. Three different outfits included!
1 copy of Scream Greats Vol. 2: Satanism & Witchcraft
(1986)
1 copy of PDV’s first Sally Jessy Raphael appearance
(1988)
1 copy of PDV on Kelly & Co. (1989)
1 copy of The Satanic Bible (autographed by PDV)
1 Autographed copy of Paul Douglas Valentine’s “The
Satanic Cookbook©” when it is released in 2010
1 WCSL Flip Mino of your choice (see images above)
1 7 day/6 night stay at Castle Valentine (complete security check
required)****
1 15-inch MacBook Pro*:
1 Apple iPhone***:
1 Apple iPad**:
∆MPeg-4 copies
only.
*Transportation fees NOT
included.
**Apple’s Extended Care
warranty is the sole responsibility of the
individual.
***iPhone connection is the sole
responsibility of the individual.
****If that’s a problem for
potential members? Tough shit. How hard is this,
folks?
*****At this price the two items
offered from the WCSL store can NOT exceed $20
each.

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